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February 27, 2009

#549: Westley's a Dick

Westley's a Dick

Buttercup: Oh, my sweet Westley!

Buttercup: Why did you let me think you were dead?

Westley: You shacked up with the prince!

Buttercup: After years of mourning! The worst pain of my life!

Buttercup: And now you … kill people?

Westley: I’d hardly be a dread pirate if I didn’t.

Buttercup: How lovable.

Westley: It was for the sake of the narrative!

Buttercup: Fuck the narrative. I’m going to go see if that Spaniard’s single.

Westley: … As you wish.

{{Alt text: Inigo

Buttercup 4eva <3}}