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February 11, 2009

#542: Cover-Up

Cover-Up

[[Hat Guy is holding blood stained rags while woman is holding an equally bloody mop]]

Hat Guy: Okay, got the blood off the walls.

Woman: I finished the floor

Hat Guy: Good; he’ll be home any- Oh crap! We forgot to clean the ceiling!

Woman: There’s no time!

Hat Guy: Wait, I’ll handle it.

[[Man with briefcase enters the house]]

Hat Guy: Hi. Did you know “gullible” is written on your ceiling?

Man: Hah. Yeah, right.