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December 7, 2009

#672: Suggestions explain

Suggestions

[Cueball is sitting at his computer. Facebook sidebar messages appear on the top of each panel, with a user photo of Susie (looking like Megan leaning forward so her hair hangs down the sides of her face) and a few lines of text.]

Facebook: Susie

Reconnect with her

[Phone icon] Send her a text

Cueball: Come on, Facebook. I know I shouldn’t.

Facebook: Susie

She’d come over

[Bed icon] You don’t have to fall asleep alone.

Cueball: It’s been so hard to stop. But she’s falling for me, and I can’t keep getting her hopes up like this.

Facebook: Susie

Life is complicated

[Icon of stick figures embracing] She’s so warm against you. You both want it.

Cueball: (pulling out phone) Maybe if I just make it clear it’s not going to be a thing…

Cueball: Yeah, we’ll just have a talk.

Facebook: Susie

Oh yeah. Mmm…

[Webcam icon] Leave your webcam on so I can watch.

Cueball: Okay, this feature is getting creepier and creepier.