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December 4, 2009

#671: Stephen and Me

Stephen and Me

[[Beret Guy is speaking into a mic in front of a sign that says Volvo Cars. A woman is filming him, and another is walking by with a briefcase.]]

Beret Guy: I’m documenting my quest to meet with the CEO of Volvo.

Businesswoman: Get lost.

[[Security guards are attempting to restrain Beret Guy and the camerawoman.]]

Beret Guy: Wait! I’ve come so far! Just let me see him!

[[They’ve reached the CEO’s desk, which has the Volvo logo on it.]]

CEO: All right, you’ve reached me. What is it you want to talk about?

Beret Guy: Do you realize how much your company’s name sounds like “vulva”?

CEO: Security?