December 18, 2009
#677: Asshole
![[Shortly thereafter, at a nearby bakery] ::CRASH:: ::RUMBLE:: ::VRRRRRR:: '... I don't know, officer. It just scooped up an entire rack of scones and drove away!' Asshole](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/asshole.png)
[[A couple watches Beret Guy drive by in an SUV.]]
Man: Look at that asshole in his SUV, thinking he’s so badass while he guzzles gas driving around suburbia.
Beret Guy: Oh no! Am I an asshole? I hope not.
[[Beret Guy trades in his keys at the dealership.]]
[[Now he is driving by in a hybrid sedan.]]
Man: Look at that smug asshole thinking he’s better than us because he drives a hybrid.
Beret Guy: …
[[He trades in his keys again.]]
[[The couple is standing.]]
Off-panel: «RUMBLE»
[[Beret Guy drives a backhoe in and smacks the couple out of the panel with the digger.]]
[[He drives off, whistling.]]