December 18, 2009
#677: Asshole explain
[Cueball and Megan watch Beret Guy drive by in an SUV.]
Cueball: Look at that asshole in his SUV, thinking he’s so badass while he guzzles gas driving around suburbia.
Beret Guy: Oh no! Am I an asshole? I hope not!
[Beret Guy trades in his keys at the dealership.]
[Now he is driving by in a hybrid sedan. Cueball and Megan are still there.]
Megan: Look at that smug asshole thinking he’s better than us because he drives a hybrid.
Beret Guy: …
[He trades in his keys again.]
[Cueball and Megan is standing.]
Off-panel: RUMBLE
[Beret Guy drives a backhoe in and smacks Cueball and Megan out of the panel with the digger.]
[He drives off, whistling.]