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December 18, 2009

#677: Asshole explain

Asshole

[Cueball and Megan watch Beret Guy drive by in an SUV.]

Cueball: Look at that asshole in his SUV, thinking he’s so badass while he guzzles gas driving around suburbia.

Beret Guy: Oh no! Am I an asshole? I hope not!

[Beret Guy trades in his keys at the dealership.]

[Now he is driving by in a hybrid sedan. Cueball and Megan are still there.]

Megan: Look at that smug asshole thinking he’s better than us because he drives a hybrid.

Beret Guy: …

[He trades in his keys again.]

[Cueball and Megan is standing.]

Off-panel: RUMBLE

[Beret Guy drives a backhoe in and smacks Cueball and Megan out of the panel with the digger.]

[He drives off, whistling.]