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November 30, 2009

#669: Experiment

Experiment

[[Darkness.]]

[[Someone is standing next to a laptop, looking groggy.]]

Person: Ugh …

Person: What happened?

Person: Where am I?

«FWOOOOOOSH»

Person: Help! Someone help me–

[[His speech fades out into nothing.]]

[[He holds his hands to his mouth.]]

[[He looks shocked.]]

[[He tries to run, but has no traction against the ground.]]

[[He falls over.]]

[[He lies prone.]]

[[Hat guy and hat girl are watching this scene from outside the room. He is holding a clipboard.]]

Hat Guy: Huh. Looks like physics professors don’t like working in frictionless vacuums after all.

Hat Girl: They’re such liars.