November 30, 2009
#669: Experiment
[[Darkness.]]
[[Someone is standing next to a laptop, looking groggy.]]
Person: Ugh …
Person: What happened?
Person: Where am I?
«FWOOOOOOSH»
Person: Help! Someone help me–
[[His speech fades out into nothing.]]
[[He holds his hands to his mouth.]]
[[He looks shocked.]]
[[He tries to run, but has no traction against the ground.]]
[[He falls over.]]
[[He lies prone.]]
[[Hat guy and hat girl are watching this scene from outside the room. He is holding a clipboard.]]
Hat Guy: Huh. Looks like physics professors don’t like working in frictionless vacuums after all.
Hat Girl: They’re such liars.