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November 11, 2009

#661: Two-Party System

Two-Party System

[[A girl stands at a podium, giving a speech.]]

Girl: And if I’m elected, I’ll try to fix some of these problems.

Boy, off-panel: Yeah, right!

[[A boy in the audience is standing on his chair.]]

Boy: The REAL problem is the corporate-run two party system. Until we fix THAT, we’ll have no real change!

Girl: Billy, I’m running for class president. We don’t even have political parties.

Boy: That’s because the two-praty, uh … estab … uh.

Girl: Billy, did you learn about politics from the internet?

Boy: I thought that one reply was all I ever needed!