November 11, 2009
#661: Two-Party System
[[A girl stands at a podium, giving a speech.]]
Girl: And if I’m elected, I’ll try to fix some of these problems.
Boy, off-panel: Yeah, right!
[[A boy in the audience is standing on his chair.]]
Boy: The REAL problem is the corporate-run two party system. Until we fix THAT, we’ll have no real change!
Girl: Billy, I’m running for class president. We don’t even have political parties.
Boy: That’s because the two-praty, uh … estab … uh.
Girl: Billy, did you learn about politics from the internet?
Boy: I thought that one reply was all I ever needed!