#661: Two-Party System explain

[Ponytail stands at a podium behind a lectern, giving a speech.]

Ponytail: And if I’m elected, I’ll try to fix some of these problems.

Billy, off-panel: Yeah, right!

[A boy in the audience is standing on his chair.]

Billy: The real problem is the corporate-run two-party system. Until we fix that, we’ll have no real change!

Ponytail: Billy, I’m running for class president. We don’t even have political parties.

Billy: That’s because the two-party, uh… estab… uh.

Ponytail: Billy, did you learn about politics from the internet?

Billy: I thought that one reply was all I ever needed!