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October 19, 2009

#651: Bag Check

Bag Check

[[A man and woman are at a security checkpoint in an airport. A guard is holding an open backpack and a bottle of water, and the man is arguing with him.]]

Man: But if you’re worried about bombs, why are you letting me keep my laptop batteries? If I overvolted them and breached the cells, it would make a sizeable explosion.

Woman: Oh god.

Man: It’s okay, dear. In a moment he’ll realize I have a good point and return my water.