#649: Static

[[It’s dark. There are only the voices of a man and his lover.]]

Lover: Hang on, I can’t see–did you put on a condom?

Man: It’s okay. I’ve got a wrist thing on.

Lover: A what? Let me see that.

«fumble»

Lover: This is an anti-static strap.

Man: You mean it doesn’t …

Lover: No. Why would you even THINK that?

Man: I guess I was mixed up.

Man: Wait, so when I was replacing that RAM last week …

Lover: Yeah, I THOUGHT that was weird.

Man: Oh, but it explains why the geek squad fired me.