October 14, 2009
[[It’s dark. There are only the voices of a man and his lover.]]
Lover: Hang on, I can’t see–did you put on a condom?
Man: It’s okay. I’ve got a wrist thing on.
Lover: A what? Let me see that.
Lover: This is an anti-static strap.
Man: You mean it doesn’t …
Lover: No. Why would you even THINK that?
Man: I guess I was mixed up.
Man: Wait, so when I was replacing that RAM last week …
Lover: Yeah, I THOUGHT that was weird.
Man: Oh, but it explains why the geek squad fired me.