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January 21, 2009

#533: Laptop Hell

Laptop Hell

Mephistopheles: Welcome to Hell. Here’s-

Mephistopheles: Wait. I know you.

Mephistopheles: You’re the Fujitsu exec who killed the Q-series.

Fujitsu Exec: …Yes?

Mephistopheles: The Q2010 was the perfect laptop!

Mephistopheles: Powerful, durable, had every feature, and made the Air look bulky<

u> And that was back in 2006!

Fujitsu Exec: But noone bought it!

Mephistopheles: Then you marketed it wrong!

Fujitsu Exec: Wait. Don’t you encourage<

i> evil acts down here?

Mephistopheles: In theory, yes, but we need laptops too!

Mephistopheles: Although it’s moot, since we have an exclusive deal with Sony.

Fujitsu Exec: I knew<

i> it!