January 21, 2009
#533: Laptop Hell
Mephistopheles: Welcome to Hell. Here’s-
Mephistopheles: Wait. I know you.
Mephistopheles: You’re the Fujitsu exec who killed the Q-series.
Fujitsu Exec: …Yes?
Mephistopheles: The Q2010 was the perfect laptop!
Mephistopheles: Powerful, durable, had every feature, and made the Air look bulky<
u> And that was back in 2006!
Fujitsu Exec: But noone bought it!
Mephistopheles: Then you marketed it wrong!
Fujitsu Exec: Wait. Don’t you encourage<
i> evil acts down here?
Mephistopheles: In theory, yes, but we need laptops too!
Mephistopheles: Although it’s moot, since we have an exclusive deal with Sony.
Fujitsu Exec: I knew<