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September 19, 2008

#478: The Staple Madness

The Staple Madness

Man with Beret: I FOUND MEGAN’S STAPLE GUN! [[holds up staple gun]]

Man: [[holding forehead]] OH NO.

Man: [[outside of the panel]] OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU–

Man with Beret: [[kneeling at laptop, stapling DVD to laptop]] INSTALLING DEBIAN! «KA CHUNK»

Man with Beret: SANDWICHES! «ka CHUNK ka CHUNK»

Man with Beret: [[running with staple gun]] MUST AFFIX EVERYTHING TO EVERYTHING

«ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK ka CHUNK»

[[Megan enters holding tote bag]]

Megan: …HAVE YOU BEEN ABUSING MY STAPLE GUN?

Man with Beret: NO.

God: [[outside of scene, as voice from above]] YES!