September 19, 2008
#478: The Staple Madness explain

[Beret Guy and Cueball standing.]
Beret Guy: [holding up a staple gun] I found Megan’s staple gun!
Cueball: [facepalming] Oh no.
[Beret Guy kneeling over a laptop on the floor.]
Cueball: [from outside panel] Oh God, what are you–
Beret Guy: [stapling a DVD to the laptop] Installing Debian! kaCHUNK
[Beret Guy standing over a table.]
Beret Guy: [stapling a sandwich together] Sandwiches! kaCHUNK kaCHUNK
[Beret Guy running with the staple gun.]
Beret Guy: Must affix everything to everything!
[Unframed panel.]
kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK kaCHUNK
[Megan enters, holding a tote bag.]
Megan: …Have you been abusing my staple gun?
Beret Guy: No.
God: [as voice from above] YES!