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August 8, 2008

#460: Paleontology


[[A man and a woman in a museum, near a reconstructed dinosaur fossil.]]

Woman: Man, paleontology sucks these days.

Man: Why?

Woman: Jurassic Park came out 15 years ago.

Man: So?

Woman: Today’s grad students got into dinosaurs after seeing it as kids. They don’t care about fossils. Brats.

[[A woman in a hat exploring a barren landscape.]]

Woman: Before they had living dinosaurs handed to them by Hollywood, I was out in Texas digging up Arcocanthosaur teeth.

Man: So, you were into dinosaurs when they were still underground?

Woman: Exactly!