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August 29, 2008

#469: Improvised

Improvised

Harrison Ford Famously Improvised His “I know” Line in E.S.B. (The Empire Strikes Back). Here are a few of his less-successful ad-libs:

[[Han Solo stands in front of Princess Leia on the Cloud City Carbon Freezing Chamber]]

Leia: I Love You.

Han: Well, Duh

[[Han Solo in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon]]

C-3P0: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1!

Han: Seriously? …Christ

[[Han Solo stands in front of Princess Leia on the Cloud City Carbon Freezing Chamber]]

Leia: I Love You.

Han: Oh! Hey, that explains the kissing earlier.

[[Han Solo stands in front of Princess Leia on the Cloud City Carbon Freezing Chamber]]

Leia: I Love You.

Han: I’m Nailing Your Brother.

[[Han Solo standing in front of Luke Skywalker, who is holding the blast shield helmet. The training droid hovers between them]]

Han: Hokey Religions and ancient weapons are no match for scissors, though they do beat paper and rock.

[[Han Solo stands in front of Princess Leia on the Cloud City Carbon Freezing Chamber]]

Leia: I Love You.

Han: Cool. Listen, this thing is really, REALLY cold.

[[Han Solo stands in front of Princess Leia on the Cloud City Carbon Freezing Chamber]]

Leia: I Love You.

Han: Wowzers.

[[Han Solo sits with two others. General Madine approaches.]]

Madine: General Solo, is your strike team assembled?

Han: Barely.

Han: They’re pretty drunk.

[[Han Solo and Princess Leia stand in an Ice Tunnel of Hoth]]

Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a wookie.

Han: Man, me too, but chewie never seems interested.

Han: Maybe I should Grow My hair out.