August 20, 2008
#465: Quantum Teleportation
[[Reporter and a Scientist are facing each other, sitting in chairs.]]
Reporter: So, Quantum Teleportation-
Scientist: The name is misleading. It’s a particle statistics thing.
Reporter: So it’s not like Star Trek? That’s boring.
Scientist: Okay, I’m sick of this. Every time there’s a paper on Quantum Teleportation, you reporters write the same disappointed story.
[[Scientist leaves seat and moves behind it]]
Reporter: But-
[[Scientist has gone to device that was behind him and was out of the scope of the three previous panels.]]
Scientist: Talk to someone else. I’m going to the Bahamas. «Click»
[[The Scientist switches a device on.]]
[[Device labeled “TELEPORTER” is switched from “Quantum” to “Regular”.]]
«VRMMM»
{{The scientist is beamed up in classic Star Trek fashion}}