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August 20, 2008

#465: Quantum Teleportation

Quantum Teleportation

[[Reporter and a Scientist are facing each other, sitting in chairs.]]

Reporter: So, Quantum Teleportation-

Scientist: The name is misleading. It’s a particle statistics thing.

Reporter: So it’s not like Star Trek? That’s boring.

Scientist: Okay, I’m sick of this. Every time there’s a paper on Quantum Teleportation, you reporters write the same disappointed story.

[[Scientist leaves seat and moves behind it]]

Reporter: But-

[[Scientist has gone to device that was behind him and was out of the scope of the three previous panels.]]

Scientist: Talk to someone else. I’m going to the Bahamas. «Click»

[[The Scientist switches a device on.]]

[[Device labeled “TELEPORTER” is switched from “Quantum” to “Regular”.]]


{{The scientist is beamed up in classic Star Trek fashion}}