July 9, 2008
#447: Too Old For This Shit explain

[Two Cueballs are standing in front of a whiteboard covered with equations. They are facing away from each other, not yet fully conversing with each other.]
Cueball 1: I wish I could do math like when I was young.
Cueball 2: Huh?
[The two now face each other. They talk to each other.]
Cueball 1: It doesn’t come easy like it once did.
Cueball 2: Uh huh.
[Still talking.]
Cueball 1: Math is a game for the young. I need to sit back and let the future happen.
[Still talking.]
Cueball 2: You’re thirteen.
Cueball 1: Yes, and it’s time I accept that.