#452: Mission explain

[Beret Guy and Cueball are rappelling down separate ropes into the interior workings of a large machine.]

Cueball: Okay, we’re in the belly of the machine. You got the charges?

Beret Guy: The what?

[The two are standing next to some large pieces of machinery.]

Cueball [gesturing]: The explosive charges!

Beret Guy [pulling out a bag]: I just brought this bag for pastries.

Cueball: The hell? We’re on a mission here!

Beret Guy [looking around]: This isn’t a bakery?

Cueball [head in hand]: Oh, Christ, not this shit again.

Beret Guy [crouching by some lug nuts lying on a piece of machinery]: What about these scones?

Cueball: Those are lug nuts.

Beret Guy [stuffing them in his mouth]: …Maybe SOME of them aren’t. crunch Ow! crunch