July 18, 2008
#451: Impostor explain
[Caption above the panels:]
My Hobby:
Sitting down with grad students and timing how long it takes them to figure out that I’m not actually an expert in their field.
[For all four panels below, there are two frames crossing the border of each panel. The ones at the top left have a caption, and the one below right has the result of the timing.]
[Ponytail and Cueball are sitting across from each other in office chairs.]
Engineering:
Ponytail: Our big problem is heat dissipation
Cueball: Have you tried logarithms?
48 seconds
[Cueball is sitting in a chair at the center of a table looking left at another Cueball-like guy. To the right is a long black-haired girl.]
Linguistics:
Cueball: Ah, so does this Finno-Ugric family include, say, Klingon?
63 seconds
[Cueball is standing with his hands up talking to another Cueball-like guy and Megan who has lifted her arm to palm her face.]
Sociology:
Cueball: Yeah, my latest work is on ranking people from best to worst.
4 minutes
[Cueball is sitting in an armchair with another Cueball-like guy sitting attentively in front of him on the floor.]
Literary Criticism:
Cueball: You see, the deconstruction is inextricable from not only the text, but also the self.
Eight papers and two books and they haven’t caught on.