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June 9, 2008

#434: xkcd Goes to the Airport

xkcd Goes to the Airport

[[Standing outside the Airport. There is a sign saying “Airport” and a plane in the background.]]

Girl: Okay, what airline?

Guy: I’m following you.

Girl: …I’m following you.

Guy: I assumed we were walking to the bakery.

Girl: You always assume that!

[[Presumably the security checkpoint]]

Security Guy: Lockpicks? These are… illegal, actually. Where did you get them?

Guy: Oh man, it all started with this hacker girl.

Security Guy: You need to come with -

Guy: Sure, sure. But man, let me tell you about her!

[[On a plane]]

Announcement: If your device has a “Transmit” function, please disable it.

Guy: Okay - hang on, I’m half way through the iwconfig man page.

[[Security checkpoint]]

Security guy: Sir, is this container under three ounces?

Guy with hat: Not sure, how much blood is there in a churchmouse?

Security guy: Why don’t you just go.