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June 6, 2008

#433: Journal 5 explain

Journal 5

[Black Hat parks his car.]

PARK

[Black Hat knocks at door.]

KNOCK KNOCK

Black Hat: Hi.

Danish: Hi.

Black Hat: I give up. You win. I have to know who you are.

Black Hat: We understand each other. I can’t let that slip away—

beep [from device in Danish’s hand.]

BOOM

Black Hat: What was that?!

Danish: Remote mines under your car.

Black Hat: Oh, those? I moved them to your garage before knocking.

Danish: Touché.

Black Hat: …This relationship is going to be tricky.

Danish: There’s still time to leave and find a non-crazy girl.

Black Hat: Not even slightly interested.