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June 16, 2008

#437: SUV


My Hobby:

Renting an SUV and confusing the hell out of hybrid owners

[[A man is pumping gas into a Prius at a gas station. The prices can be seen in the background, and read:]]


M: $4.38

P: $4.51

D: $4.85

[[Another man drives up alongside in an SUV and leans out the window]]

SUV Driver: Check out those prices! Your Prius ain’t looking so smart now, huh?

Prius Driver: It’s … wait, what?

SUV Driver: Maybe you’ll go green next time, asshole!

{{ Title text: Electric skateboards, by cost, get the equivalent of about 300 miles per gallon. Lithium batteries just need to get cheaper. }}