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May 14, 2008

#423: Finish Line

Finish Line

[[Mario and Luigi in go carts, Luigi in the lead]]

Mario: Sometimes I stop right before the finish line.

Luigi: Why?

[[Cut to boy and girl playing the video game]]

Girl: ‘Cause I know I’ve won.

Girl: It proves I’m playing for fun, on my own terms. That I don’t need validation from the machine.

Girl: That I’m not a rat pulling a lever.

Boy: …Man. Good Call. Let’s stop and explore the course for a -

«Player Two wins»

Boy: Hey!

Girl: Ha ha!

Boy: Dammit, I’m a sucker for your “Be a Rebel” speech.

Girl: It’s more fun than a blue shell.