#408: Overqualified explain

[Megan on the phone.]

Megan: I know you’re not that into my sister, but she’s really crushing on you.

Cueball: Yeah, it’s awkward.

Megan: She’s in a rough spot. It’s a lot to ask, but could you take her out and… Dissuade her, without rejecting her?

Cueball: Wait a second. Are you asking me to show her a mediocre time?

Megan: I know it’s a weird—

[Cueball raising index finger.]

Cueball: No, no! This is the mission I was born for.

Megan: I figured you could handle it.

Cueball: One of my classic high-school dates coming up!

Megan: Oh God. Don’t overdo it.