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April 28, 2008

#416: Zealous Autoconfig

Zealous Autoconfig

[[Guy sitting on a chair with his laptop in his lap]]

Laptop: Starting WiFi autoconfig… searching for WiFi… Found no open networks.

Laptop: Found secure net SSID “Lenhart Family”

Laptop: Trying common passwords… Failed. Checking for WEP Vulnerabilities…

Guy: Um.

Laptop: None found.

[[Guy still sitting with laptop in his lap, but hand is on chin. Phone on table across room starts vibrating]]

Laptop: Connecting to Bluetooth phone… Calling local school… Found Lenhart children.

[[Guy furiously typing on his laptop]]

Laptop: Notifying field agents. Children acquired. Calling Lenhart parents. Negotiating for WiFi password…