April 28, 2008
#416: Zealous Autoconfig
[[Guy sitting on a chair with his laptop in his lap]]
Laptop: Starting WiFi autoconfig… searching for WiFi… Found no open networks.
Laptop: Found secure net SSID “Lenhart Family”
Laptop: Trying common passwords… Failed. Checking for WEP Vulnerabilities…
Laptop: None found.
[[Guy still sitting with laptop in his lap, but hand is on chin. Phone on table across room starts vibrating]]
Laptop: Connecting to Bluetooth phone… Calling local school… Found Lenhart children.
[[Guy furiously typing on his laptop]]
Laptop: Notifying field agents. Children acquired. Calling Lenhart parents. Negotiating for WiFi password…