April 25, 2008
#415: Restraining Order explain

[Cueball and Ponytail stand facing one another. Both hold sheets of paper. Cueball holds a restraining order, while Ponytail holds a map with two concentric circles drawn on it.]
Not content with normal restraining orders, my ex got creative.
Cueball: Wait… I can’t get closer than 500 yards of you… or more than 600 yards away?
Ponytail: You’ll have to move somewhere within this ring.