#401: Large Hadron Collider

The Large Hadron Collider, CERN…

Woman: Okay, moment of truth. «click»

«VVVVVRRMMMMM»

Man: Do you see the Higgs Boson?

Woman: Nope.

Man: Huh.

Woman: Well, then.

Man: Until the theorists get back to us, wanna try hitting pigeons with the proton stream?

Woman: Already on it. Cool! I just gave a helicopter cancer.