February 25, 2008

#388: Fuck Grapefruit

[[A X

Y plot of fruit, showing tastiness on the vertical axis and difficulty-of-consumption on the horizontal axis. The Y-axis goes from “tasty” at the top, to “untasty” at the bottom. The X-axis goes from “easy” on the right to “difficult” on the left.]]

{{The following listing for each fruit assumes that the extremes of each axis are 100%. Note that this does not agree with the alt text, but whatever.}}

[[Seedless grapes: 75% tasty, 100% easy

Peaches: 100% tasty, 75% easy

Strawberries: 80% tasty, 75% easy

Blueberries: 70% tasty, 90% easy

Pears: 30% tasty, 75% easy

Green apples: 25% tasty, 80% easy

Seeded grapes: 75% tasty, 10% easy

Cherries: 30% tasty, 40% easy

Plums: 10% tasty, 60% easy

Red apples: 5% untasty, 80% easy

Bananas: 10% untasty, 10% easy

Watermelons: 10% tasty, 10% difficult

Tomatoes: 60% untasty, 20% easy

Pineapples: 50% tasty, 100% difficult

Oranges: 40% untasty, 50% difficult

Lemons: 100% untasty, 10% difficult

Pomegranates: 10% untasty, 90% difficult

Grapefruit: 90% untasty, 80% difficult]]