#517: Marshmallow Gun

Narrator: I got this gun that shoots marshmallows.

[[A man removes a marshmallow gun from a box.]]

[[Man shoots woman with marshmallow gun from offpanel.]]

«POP POP POP»

«WHAP WHAP WHAP»

«POP»

[[Woman sighs]]

«POP POP»

[[Woman removes a super soaker from desk drawer.]]

[[Woman shoots offscreen man with super soaker.]]

Man: (offscreen) AUGH!

«FWOOSH»

Man: (offscreen) Man, I forgot that was there.

Narrator: The next day, everyone else got them too.

[[Woman and beret guy brandish marshmallow guns.]]

Woman: Hey noob! Eat stay-puft(R)!

[[Woman shoots marshmallow gun.]]

«POP POP POP»

[[Man shoots marshmallow gun.]]

«POP POP POP»

[[Woman and man shoot marshmallows into the air, crossing the streams of fire.]]

Beret Guy: (offscreen) No, don’t cross the ~

«FOOM»

«ROAAAR»

[[Woman, Man, and Beret Guy are all standing with weapons pointed at the ground]]

Woman: Okay, this is bad.

Offscreen: You’re shooting what?