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November 5, 2008

#500: Election


[[Character sits at his computer desk, staring at his computer.]]

It’s over.

After twenty months it’s finally over.

I don’t have to be an election junkie anymore.

[[Closeup of character’s face and screen.]]

I don’t have to care about opinion polls, exit polls, margins of error, attack ads, game-changers, tracking polls, swing states, swing votes, the Bradley effect, or the .

I’m free.

[[Character staring at his computer screen, full shot.]]

[[Character types on his computer.]] «Tap Tap»

[[On screen]]Google “2012 polling statistics”