November 5, 2008
[[Character sits at his computer desk, staring at his computer.]]
After twenty months it’s finally over.
I don’t have to be an election junkie anymore.
[[Closeup of character’s face and screen.]]
I don’t have to care about opinion polls, exit polls, margins of error, attack ads, game-changers, tracking polls, swing states, swing votes, the Bradley effect, or the .
[[Character staring at his computer screen, full shot.]]
[[Character types on his computer.]] «Tap Tap»
[[On screen]]Google “2012 polling statistics”