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November 5, 2008

#500: Election explain

Election

[Cueball sits at his computer desk, staring at his computer.]

Cueball: It’s over.

Cueball: After twenty months it’s finally over.

Cueball: I don’t have to be an election junkie anymore.

[Close-up of Cueball’s face and screen.]

Cueball: I don’t have to care about opinion polls, exit polls, margins of error, attack ads, game-changers, tracking polls, swing states, swing votes, the Bradley effect, or the .

Cueball: I’m free.

[Cueball staring at his computer screen, full shot.]

[Cueball types on his computer.]

Tap Tap

[On screen:]

[The Google logo.]

‘2012 polling statistics’