November 3, 2008
#499: Scantron
[[A classroom scene. There are two desks, and the front one is occupied by the STUDENT. The TEACHER stands panel right facing the student.]]
Miss Lenhart (Teacher): Okay class, I’ve turned in your exams for grading. Now –
Student: Miss Lenhart?
[[View is now simply student in desk and teacher. Teacher looks horrified.]]
Student: I used a #3 pencil instead of a #2. Will that mess anything up?
Miss Lenhart (Teacher): You WHAT?
[[Teacher stands, covering her head, in front of an off-panel right explosion. The UNSEEN SPEAKER is off-panel right.]]
«AIEE»
«BLAM»
Unseen Speaker: OH GOD!
[[The student and teacher are left-panel, both looking shocked. The UNSEEN SPEAKER is still off-panel right.]]
Unseen speaker: OH GOD!
Unseen speaker: I’ve never seen so much blood!