#506: Theft of the Magi

[[Black Hat Guy is holding up a video game. Woman is holding up a harness.]]

Black Hat Guy: Hey. I sold your Roomba on Craigslist so I could buy myself Left 4 Dead.

Woman: But I eBayed your XBox so I could get this dueling harness for my Roomba!

Black Hat Guy: Aww.

Woman: Aww.