#497: Secretary: Part 4 explain

[The Ron Paul Revolution blimp floats.]

Pilot: Sir! The balloon is hailing us!

[Cory Doctorow’s balloon appears.]

Cory: Ahoy.

Ron Paul: Doctorow!

Cory: I won’t let you stop this nomination. We bloggers watch out for our own.

Ron Paul: Stand aside, Cory.

Cory: Nay!

Ron Paul: Very well. Battle stations!

[The Ron Paul Revolution blimp’s gun takes aim.]

Whirrr kachunk

[Cory Doctorow’s balloon’s gun takes aim.]

Whirrrr kachunk

[Both airships open fire.]

Pew pew pew

Pew pew

Boing! Boing!

[Inside the Ron Paul Revolution blimp’s control room.]

Ponytail: We’re taking damage!

Ron Paul: Keep firing!

Ponytail: No good! We’re losing altitude!

[Outside the Ron Paul Revolution blimp, it hangs smoking in the air.]

Ron Paul: All engines full! Pull up!

Ponytail: Can’t, sir!

[The Ron Paul Revolution blimp begins to sink, smoking more heavily.]

[The blimp sinks further.]

Ponytail: Sir, maybe if we dropped all this gold…

Ron Paul: Never!

[Inside the control room, tilted slightly.]

Ponytail: We’ve lost, sir. We have to abort.

Ron Paul: Not yet, we don’t! Open the loading bay doors.

[Camera zooms out slightly.]

Ron Paul: You take the blimp and fall back.

click

Ron Paul: I’ve got a message to deliver.

Whirr

[Ron Paul tosses his cane aside.]

[Ron Paul steadily transforms into Tron Paul.]

Narrator: RON PAUL evolves into TRON PAUL

[Light cycle begins to form.]

[Tron Paul bends over the light cycle.]

[Light cycle finishes its formation.]

[Light cycle speeds off, trailing an American flag.]