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October 24, 2008

#493: Actuarial


Person: I know you shouldn’t feed the trolls, but sometimes they just provoke me to where I can’t help replying.

Hat Guy: Yeah, me too. Yesterday this guy kept spamming “First!” So I got a set of actuarial tables and spent twenty minutes telling him when all his childhood heroes would likely die.

Person: …

Person: Remind me never to upset you, ever.

Hat Guy: 2038: Last of the original Star Wars cast dies.

Person: Augh!