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October 10, 2008

#487: Numerical Sex Positions

Numerical Sex Positions

Title text: XKCD presents a guide to numerical sex positions:

69

[[traditional sixty-nine position, mutual oral sex]]

99

[[sort of a standing doggy-style position]]

71

[[girl is bent over a table]]

34

Guy: Uh.

[[guy and girl look confusedly at each other]]

8^(1

Narrator: Guys?

[[guy and girl are staring blankly at each other]]

ln(2 pi)

Narrator: Aww, c’mon…

[[girl begins walking away]]