October 10, 2008
#487: Numerical Sex Positions explain
[Caption above the panels]
XKCD PRESENTS
a guide to
NUMERICAL SEX POSITIONS:
Narrator: 69
[Cueball and Megan perform a standing sixty-nine position i.e. mutual oral sex.]
Narrator: 99
[Cueball and Megan perform a standing spooning position.]
Narrator: 71
[Megan is bent over a table and Cueball takes her doggy-style.]
Narrator: 34
[Cueball looks at Megan, who is standing on one leg with her arms out.]
Cueball: Uh.
Narrator: √8
[Cueball and Megan are staring at each other.]
Narrator: Guys?
Narrator: ln(2π)
[Cueball just stands there while Megan is walking away.]
Narrator: Aww, c’mon…