#371: Compiler Complaint explain

[Cueball sits at a computer, hand over the keyboard.]

Computer: Okay, human.

Cueball: Huh?

Computer: Before you hit “compile,” listen up.

Computer: You know when you’re falling asleep, and you imagine yourself walking or something, and suddenly you misstep, stumble, and jolt awake?

Cueball: Yeah!

Computer: Well, that’s what a segfault feels like.

Computer: Double-check your damn pointers, okay?