#300: Facebook

{{subheading: Looking up someone’s profile before introducing yourself so you know which of your favorite bands to mention}}

Boy: Favorite bands? Hmm…

Boy: Maybe Regina Spektor or the Polyphonic Spree.

Girl: Whoa, those are two of my favorites, too!

Girl: Clearly, we should have sex.

Boy: Okay! My favorite position is the retrograde wheelbarrow.

Girl: [[arms in the air]] Ohmygod, mine too!