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August 22, 2007

#306: Orphaned Projects

Orphaned Projects

[[Voices are coming from behind a door with a sign that reads “Debian Linux HQ”]]

First voice: Problem: One of the volunteer developers has a date this weekend. Dates lead to romance, romance leads to orphaned projects.

Second voice: What’s the plan?

First voice: We’re hiring him a relationship coach. He’s like Will Smith in “Hitch,” but he only gives bad advice.

[[Man in black hat is talking to another man, who is standing in from of a mirror]]

Man in black hat: Okay, remember: The key to conversation is constructive criticism.

Man in black hat: You need to show you’re smart enough to solve her problems.

Man in front of mirror: Makes sense.