#305: Rule 34 explain

Cueball: Huh– Thomas the Tank Engine slash fiction.

Megan: It’s rule 34 of the internet. If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.

Cueball: Nah. The web is freaky, but it can’t begin to have everything.

Cueball: There’s no porn set atop storm-chasing vans. No homoerotic spelling bees. No women playing electric guitar in the shower.

Megan: Actually, that last one would look pretty hot. As long as they were unplugged or waterproofed…

Megan: Rivulets of water run down her chest, the smooth body of the guitar firm against her hips.

Megan: She twangs the E-string and it shakes off tiny droplets in all directions.

[She rises into a crouch.]

Megan: You’re sure it doesn’t exist?

Cueball: Not yet.

Megan: I’m registering WetRiffs.com. Let’s get on this.