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August 15, 2007

#303: Compiling


{{ Title: The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: “My code’s compiling.” }}

[[Two programmers are sword-fighting on office chairs in a hallway. An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.]]

Manager: Hey! Get back to work!

Programmer 1: Compiling!

Manager: Oh. Carry on.

{{ Alt: ‘Are you stealing those LCDs?’ ‘Yeah, but I’m doing it while my code compiles.’ }}