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July 25, 2007

#294: Bookstore

Bookstore

[[Man is standing in a bookstore, looking at a book]]

Man: This book looks interesting. Maybe I’ll buy it.

[[The man reads the book; a clock appears above showing the passage of time]]

Man: Oops, I read the whole thing.

Man: I’ll just quietly put it back and go.

[[Man walks through a security scanner to exit the bookstore]]

«BEEP BEEP BEEP»

Voice from off-frame: Hey! Your brain set off the sensor!

Man: I, uhh…

Voice from off-frame: You have a book in there, don’t you!

Man: Crap.