#293: RTFM explain

[Cueball with a knife sticking out of his heavily bleeding face stands in front of a toaster on a counter, which has an arm extending from the top of it. He is holding a telephone to his ear.]

Cueball: Hello, 911? I just tried to toast some bread, and the toaster grew an arm and stabbed me in the face!

911: Did you read the toaster’s man page first?

Cueball: Well, no, but all I wanted was–

911: click