July 2, 2007
#284: Tape Measure
[[A man finds a tape measure]]
Man: Hey, a tape measure!
[[He extends the tape measure]]
«extend» «extend»
[[The tape measure falls]]
«clatter»
[[He tries again]]
«extend»
Man: Eight feet! I wonder if that’s a world record?
[[He imagines … In an olympic stadium]]
Audience: Go! Go! Gooooo!