July 2, 2007
#284: Tape Measure explain

[Cueball finds a tape measure.]
Cueball: Hey, a tape measure.
[Cueball extends the tape measure.]
extend extend
[The tape measure falls.]
clatter
[Cueball tries again.]
click
schwoop
extend extend
extend
Cueball (thinking): Ooh, eight feet. I wonder if that’s a record.
[Cueball imagines an olympic stadium, with three people extending tape measures]
Audience: Gooo! Goooo! Gooooooo!