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June 22, 2007

#280: Librarians


{{Advantages to dating librarians}}

Librarian: We’re stopping in Baltimore to visit my family, and that’s final.

Boyfriend: Oh yeah?

[[Reaching inside paper bag.]]

Boyfriend: Hey, look, it’s a new hardback book!

[[Holds book in hands]]

Librarian Girlfriend: You wouldn’t.

[[The book is twisted and crinkled.]]



[[Librarian Girlfriend twitches.]]


[[The book’s spine is broken]]

Librarian Girlfriend: OKAY! You win!