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June 20, 2007

#279: Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines

[picture of a man at a bar]

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put your sister and I together.

Man: Is your father a thief? because that’s totally my jetta you parked outside.

Man:You must be tired, ‘cause you’ve been running through my mind all night

Man: screaming.