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June 18, 2007

#278: Black Hat Support

Black Hat Support

[[A man - wearing a black hat - is sitting at his computer, wearing a phone headset]]

Phone: Thank you for calling the Black Hat Support Line, your first source for Linux support. How may I assist?

Man: Hi. I’m running an Apache server, and the load keeps climbing out of control.

Phone: Okay. First, click on the Start Menu.

Man: I’m sorry, this is the Linux helpline, right?

Phone: Of course, Sir.

Man: If you’ll just open the “My Documents” folder-

Phone: Just a damn minute, I think you’re putting me on.

Man: Please bear with me, Sir.

Man: Now, load up your AOL and go to the Keyword “Linux”-

Phone: click